remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

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my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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i love everything about this picture… these pictures? this picture? the jeffrey campbell’s and the eye are just so cute ok

Teen quotes


this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

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do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

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mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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